vmarinelli:
Using text messaging to talk a cat out of tree during a catastrophic flood might be less challenging than getting my friend to stop drinking
about 13 hours agoreply
vmarinelli:
Within 24 hours of houseguest getting his car back, he has woken up in a parking lot with no memory of how he got there. So yeah, relapsing.
about 20 hours agoreply
vmarinelli:
(This is the kid she thought I'd stay with her to raise. Also, she wanted ME to breastfeed. Had theories about how that was possible. Yeah.)
1 day agoreply
vmarinelli:
(Although the effect of that upbringing wasn't rage, but a passivity that nearly got ME killed. At least my kids will know neither extreme.)
1 day agoreply
vmarinelli:
Somehow I've lost 8 lbs since the last time I went to the gym. By that logic - (No, no... must not add to existing bank of rationalizations)
2 days agoreply
vmarinelli:
Text from teenager, volunteering at local HQ for Obama: "we had a hilarious morning of calling senior citizens. Now i am eating a lolli
2 days agoreply