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  1. kevinrose
    kevinrose: ever open a bottled water, you don't hear the seal break, then you think "did I already open this? or am I about to be poisoned?" about 1 month ago reply
    2. RedEyedDream
      RedEyedDream: @kevinrose yea man that happens to me alot 2 minutes later reply fix threading
    3. im_soapgirl
      im_soapgirl: @kevinrose bless. you worry too much ;) 2 minutes later reply fix threading
    4. BHands
      BHands: @kevinrose solution: don't drink bottled water 3 minutes later reply fix threading
    5. liamm
      liamm: @kevinrose cat did it. iz in ur fridge poizinin yer water 3 minutes later reply fix threading
    6. itzk3t
      itzk3t: @kevinrose no... I just think 'omg... These noobs are selling tap water' 3 minutes later reply fix threading
    7. caseyflorig
      caseyflorig: @kevinrose My wife asks that same question for ALL our groceries! 3 minutes later reply fix threading
    10. brianminor
      brianminor: @kevinrose haha that just happened to me today 4 minutes later reply fix threading
    12. derfbwh
      derfbwh: @KevinRose Yes. Yes I have. Scary thought, isn't it? 5 minutes later reply fix threading
    13. scotttremper
      scotttremper: @kevinrose ...deng you caught on to my water bottle assassination. 5 minutes later reply fix threading
    14. bdragonmsl
      bdragonmsl: @kevinrose can't say that I have wondered if I've been poisoned. Paranoid much??? 5 minutes later reply fix threading
    15. mindizzle
      mindizzle: @kevinrose I totally had that moment a few days ago. I bought the water from a 7-11. I was sure it was poisoned. 6 minutes later reply fix threading
    16. SomeAudioGuy
      SomeAudioGuy: @kevinrose all the time, but I kinda get weirded out when my water makes a soda-like "hiss" noise when opening... 6 minutes later reply fix threading
    17. brianbush
      brianbush: @kevinrose Never. Home reverse osmosis for the win. And the environment. 7 minutes later reply fix threading
    19. biteclub
      biteclub: @kevinrose WAY too often, really scary on Snapple. you find yourself asking, "Was there a seal on this? Am I drinking Ex-Lax and Arsenic?" 8 minutes later reply fix threading
    20. y2kery
      y2kery: @kevinrose LOL...That has happen a couple times, and you take that long pause while you're trying to remember if you opened it earlier. 9 minutes later reply fix threading
    21. 2magicminds
      2magicminds: @kevinrose Several times. It's our cautious and obsessive side. lol 11 minutes later reply fix threading
    22. adi
      adi: @kevinrose yup. i don't drink when i get that feeling. even if my wrong, maybe it's my intuition telling me something i don't yet understand 12 minutes later reply fix threading
    23. tomcarmony
      tomcarmony: @kevinrose My mother instilled a solid "fear of poisoning" in me as a kid. I'm always suspect of broken seals b/c of her hypervigilance. 13 minutes later reply fix threading
    25. LowandSilent
      LowandSilent: @kevinrose Yes and no. I've gotten away from bottled water, but I sometimes think that with other bottled drinks. 16 minutes later reply fix threading
    26. rednektek
      rednektek: @kevinrose No, but I had a can of sardines once.. the eyes looked like they were following me. I had close my eyes to eat them.. same? 16 minutes later reply fix threading
    27. jschnees
      jschnees: @kevinrose that's why i carry my own water bottle 16 minutes later reply fix threading
    28. wearsch
      wearsch: @kevinrose Absolutely. Thats why i live in a small room with jars of my own urine lined around the perimeter. 18 minutes later reply fix threading
    29. excalipoor
      excalipoor: @kevinrose yup it just happened to me the other day when i was trying to buy a drink right outside yankee stadium. 20 minutes later reply fix threading
    30. leftie
      leftie: @kevinrose all the time... its nerve wracking 28 minutes later reply fix threading
    32. needcaffeine
      needcaffeine: @kevinrose I water the plants if that happens (often in china). I don't need any more food poisoning. 31 minutes later reply fix threading
    33. imbroken3a
      imbroken3a: @kevinrose Stop killing the environment with plastic bottles! 33 minutes later reply fix threading
    34. WorkPlusFaith
      WorkPlusFaith: @kevinrose LOL. Yes, then I just pour out the water & get a new one. 38 minutes later reply fix threading
    35. taubut
      taubut: @kevinrose not so much poisoned, but i wonder if i should drink it or not. about 1 hour later reply fix threading
    36. hrag
      hrag: @kevinrose That happened to me the other day with a Coke. Talk about Paranoia. about 1 hour later reply fix threading
    37. ghall
      ghall: @kevinrose That happened to me today. Though I definitly wasn't poisoned. about 1 hour later reply fix threading
    39. davindubeau
      davindubeau: @kevinrose I have actually, luckily I survived :) about 2 hours later reply fix threading
    40. colinbritton
      colinbritton: @kevinrose yes in india, my face turned white and the host noticed. He then shouted something to the "boy" standing in the corner about 2 hours later reply fix threading
    41. colinbritton
      colinbritton: @kevinrose ...and the water bottles in the room were replaced with ones that went 'click' about 2 hours later reply fix threading
    42. dolsson
      dolsson: @kevinrose this is probably the funniest true statement I've read all day. I hate when that happens. about 2 hours later reply fix threading
    43. davidsilva
      davidsilva: @kevinrose anywhere to download a recording? about 2 hours later reply fix threading
    44. flamyngo
      flamyngo: @kevinrose the answer is always poisoned... you should throw it in the trash immediatly. about 2 hours later reply fix threading
    45. CTRaider
      CTRaider: @kevinrose Just as I suspected, make sure to check out the "Research" part of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak about 3 hours later reply fix threading
    46. tonygauderman
      tonygauderman: Retweeting @kevinrose: ok, going to give away a new iphone in 10 mins via twitter - get ready for instructions in a sec about 3 hours later reply fix threading
    47. CPAP326
      CPAP326: @kevinrose come on man its time for a little luck pick me about 3 hours later reply fix threading
    50. MintCondition
      MintCondition: @kevinrose is about to crash twitter. WTG digg-man. lol about 3 hours later reply fix threading
    51. dj_dragon_fyre
      dj_dragon_fyre: @kevinrose i'm willing and waiting for instructions! about 3 hours later reply fix threading
    54. voidspace
      voidspace: @kevinrose better be available in the UK. I'll pay postage... about 3 hours later reply fix threading
    57. kfed
      kfed: who thinks the last tweet that @kevinrose made is going to crash twitter? I do! about 3 hours later reply fix threading
    59. zaren
      zaren: @kevinrose Twelve new followers since that announcement - just fishing more more followers, aren't ya? :) about 3 hours later reply fix threading
    62. tjstiles
      tjstiles: @kevinrose staying tuned for an iphone giveaway about 3 hours later reply fix threading
    64. mroumen
      mroumen: Holy shit ... @kevinrose heeft gewoon bijna 51.000 followers op Twitter ... ziek! about 3 hours later reply fix threading
    65. tanel
      tanel: @kevinrose Twitter is going down if you delay more, everybody are hitting F5..F5...F5... about 3 hours later reply fix threading
    66. PorchLightScott
      PorchLightScott: @kevinrose it's been 14 minutes...you're killin me smalls! about 3 hours later reply fix threading
    67. ct2000
      ct2000: @kevinrose 1 phone 50,000 followers hmm about 3 hours later reply fix threading
    70. jamiem
      jamiem: @kevinrose "I want a new iphone, kthxbye" about 3 hours later reply fix threading
    80. jbarket
      jbarket: @kevinrose I want a new iphone, kthxbye about 3 hours later reply fix threading
    81. RobinTX
      RobinTX: @kevinrose I want a new iphone, kthxbye about 3 hours later reply fix threading
    82. ingulli
      ingulli: @kevinrose I want a new iphone, kthxbye about 3 hours later reply fix threading
    86. djempirical
      djempirical: @kevinrose: I want a new iphone, kthxbye about 3 hours later reply