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    ascottwhite: My college intern is a bright fellow, but he makes me pray for anosmia. Must be dorm life. 2 days ago reply
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    ascottwhite: Oh snap! Palin's unborn bastard grandchild was just arrested for DUI! WHAT WAS MCCAIN THINKING? They're Alaskan people! What do you expect? 2 days ago reply
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    ascottwhite: @calamityjake: There's no accounting for smell. 2 days ago reply fix threading
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    ascottwhite: To the doctor! See you later, unless they accidentally kill me. If so, someone sue them for me. kthanxbai. 6 days ago reply
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    ascottwhite: Do these pants make my vagina look out of place? 7 days ago reply
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      toadmaster: @ascottwhite People never tell me what they think of my blog...I think it's because they're spending too much time in therapy afterwards. 36 minutes later reply fix threading
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    ascottwhite: I think that I think of myself as a dead writer who only relates to the broader world through what he's written. No physical interaction. 8 days ago reply
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    ascottwhite: Get out of the road. I'm driving to work. When next you hear from me I'll be elsewhere else. See you soon. Love and such. 9 days ago reply
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    ascottwhite: Oh well. It's not like it really matters. It's just a little funny. 10 days ago reply
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